Junior High Sunday School Fight (w/pics)

Posted on 24. Aug, 2009 by Brett in Etc, God

So I was visiting this church in Atlanta a while back when I stumbled across something truly special. And by special, I mean amazing. And by amazing, I mean ridiculous. And by ridiculous, I mean hilarious. Like the Mona Lisa collecting dust in a basement, this treasure could have gone undiscovered. But God clearly has a sense of humor and wouldn’t let that happen.

I found these two pieces of paper hanging on a wall in an empty junior high Sunday school classroom. The topic for the last class apparently was relationships. The girls’ thoughts on boys:

Notice the nice neat columns, the pretty handwriting.

Now, here are the boys’ thoughts on the female gender:

Of course…God is a guy! Great evidence that boys are better than girls…haha.

Say a prayer for your youth pastor today. :)

12 Responses to “Junior High Sunday School Fight (w/pics)”

  1. Blake

    25. Aug, 2009

    Worse at puzzles, HA! I almost spit my coffee out when I read that! HA HA. That is amazing.

  2. Michael Smith

    25. Aug, 2009

    This is classic!

    And I love “meaning substitutions”. (By special, I mean amazing. And by amazing, I mean ridiculous. etc.)

    That’s just good writing!

  3. Gil Jaggers

    25. Aug, 2009

    This is hilarious.

  4. Justin Sparks

    25. Aug, 2009

    “Girls hate themselves.” Incredibly funny!

  5. Denny Holland

    26. Aug, 2009

    I like the “guys don’t read Twilight”

  6. JJ Foster

    26. Aug, 2009

    What are guys not afraid of…?

  7. Bryan Johnson

    27. Aug, 2009

    3 in a row that killed me:
    1. God made guys first
    2. God is a guy
    3. Girls hate themselves

    amazing

  8. Brett

    27. Aug, 2009

    JJ, it said “Guys are not afraid of nature.”

  9. Craig Johnson

    27. Aug, 2009

    each guy quote is like he was running by and someone asked, “tell me in 5 seconds the one generic thought about girls.” then they yell it as they are running way.. “Girls eat too much and then throw it up.” hahahahaha dying laughing.

  10. Jessica Gandy

    27. Aug, 2009

    Hilarious! Really enjoying your site..keep it up!

  11. Chris Clark

    28. Aug, 2009

    The last one on the guys (in small writing): “Girls eat too much and then throw it up” hhhaaaaaa hhhhhaaaaaa, find out who this kids girlfriend is and get her help….quick!

  12. Matt K

    31. Aug, 2009

    “The average chinese couple have 3 guys and one girl.” Fact finder insistent much! It also looks like this little dude then came up with this gem “Girls are ignorant”. Yeah, that doesnt help with a date to the Sandy Hawkins dance.

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